gilbert-motherfing-strider: Oh my god Supernatural are you guys ok???????? Do you need some pasta???? Apple Juice???????? Pillows???? Cake????? Faygo??? Hamburgers? Pie???????? Whatever’s going on it’s going to be ok so don’t worry we’re sure it’ll get better. Sincerely, Hetalia and Homestuck.
person: so did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
me: *bursts into tears*
Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that...– Evelyn Waugh (via thatkindofwoman)
restlesslyaspiring: “omg ur hair is so pretty and thick!!! so much volume!!! god my hair is so boring i wish i had urs!!” yeah you totally want this right MMM WORK IT GIRRRL
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex